Gold Ingot

Gold is a golden metal because it is nice. It is nice because people like it as jewelery because it looks pretty. It looks pretty because of the way it's chemical make-up or whatever reflects light. It reflects light because it is matter and not anti-matter. It is matter because it has not collapsed in on its own gravity. It has not collapsed in on its own gravity because it is made of stable atoms. It is made of stable atoms because its atoms have the correct number or electrons. Its atoms have the correct number of electrons because no other atom took any electrons away from it. No other atoms took electrons away from it because they weren't missing any electrons. They weren't missing electrons because nobody set off a nuclear weapon of any kind. Nobody set off a nuclear weapon of any kind because their country wasn't involved in a nuclear war. Their country wasn't involved in a nuclear war because their country was nice to everyone. Their country was nice to everyone because they had nice luxuries like gold. They had gold because it was a nice luxury. Gold is nice because it is golden. So, of course, gold is a golden metal.